Will be updated when the ‘Eureka’ moments happen or new characters are added to the plot.
Aila / Little Monster – Sachin Tendulkar
Akram Azam – Kamran Khan
Appam Chutiya – Sreesanth
Arnold Power – Ramesh Powar
Babli – Preity Zinta
Badshah Dildo / Mr. Vinnie Dildo (Dildo paagal hai) – SRK
Baja of Baroda – Anshuman Gaekwad
Bangla Tiger – Mashrafe Bin Mortaza
Bevdaa Team – Royal Challengers
Batliwala – Mallaya
Bhookha Naan – Buchanan
Big Mac – Mathew Hayden
Big Brother – Raj Kundra
Big Sister – Shilpa Shetty
Boy George – Joy Bhattacharya
Bevdaa – Jesse Rider (Past history!)
BubLee – Brett Lee
Buddhiman Baba – Wriddhiman Saha
Bunty – Ness Wadia
Bubblies – King’s XI Punjab
Bubaan – Arindam Ghosh
Candy Nickle – Andrew Bichel
Calypso King – Gayle
Castro – Fidel Edwards
Chatterjee Kaku – Bong bhadralok on TV ad
Chikna Pussy – David Hussey
Chirkut Teli – Virat Kohli
Chinnu Popli – Bharat Chipli? / Sreevats Goswami? (see comment section)
Chintu Singh – Anureet Singh
Chota Chetan – Gautam Gambhir?
Cool Dude – Dhoni
Desis – Mumbai Indians
Deewar – Rahul Dravid
Deeghra Patan – Irfan Pathan
Dhakkans – Deccan Chargers
Dhakkan coach – Darrell Lehman
Dilwales – Delhi Daredevils
Durbaan of Patiala – Tom Moody
Emerald Pearl – Angelo Mathews
Ganji Hanger – Sanjay Bangar
Gilli Danda – Ashok Dinda
Ghati Baba – Rohit Sharma
Havaii Chappal – Greg Chappell
John Wrong – John Wright
Joker – Chang (of Indian Idol fame)
Junta Tormentor – Ajantha Medis
Kaan Moolo – Ajit Agarkar
Kameez Pajama – Rameez Raza
Kishen Kanhaiyaa – Ravi Shastri (After the brilliant logic by Ashish)
KKR Coach – Matthew Mott (As he is the assistant head coach)
Lady Jaya – Mahela jayawardane
Little Sister – Shamita Shetty
Little John – Ishaant Sharma
Lordie / Lord Almighty – Saurav
Mangal Pandey – Laxmi Ratan Shukla! (By pure elimination)
Meera Bhai – Harbhajan Singh
Messiah – Steve Waugh (Aussie player with very close ties to Kolkata – Udayan)
Panty Curry – Robin Uthappa (See comment section)
Pedophile Priest – Adam Gilchrist
Peter Ka Beta / Re-Peter – Peterson
Prince Charles of Patiala – Yuvraj Singh
Rajpoots – Rajasthan Royals
Ram (Very Very Special friend) – Laxman
RVR Singh /Pamela Inder Singh – VRV singh
Sandy Baddy babe – Mandira Bedi
Saala Slimeball – Lalit Modi
Sheikh of Tweak – Shane Warne
Sheeghra-Patan – Yousuf Pathan
Shakespeare – Akash Chopra
Sheru – Virender Sehwag
Skipper – McCullom
Springbok – Morne van Wyk
Sticky Something – Ricky Ponting
Style Bhai spinner – Murali Karthik
Vakeel Saab – Sangakarra
N.B: My guess is as good as yours. 
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gR8 WORK DUDE !!
good job!!!! by the way…little sis is shamita right? n harsha cant be da kishen kanhaiya..its gotta be ravi shastri.
He He…Thank you. Thank you.
@ Amy – These are just guesses of a sleaze loving cricket fanatic. The Fake IPL Blogger would know better.
well…yeah ur rite…but they all kinda fit perfectly..so i thot i mite put up a guess as well
Lady Jaya = mahela jayawardene
deeghra patan = irfan pathan
arnold power = ramesh powar
rajpoots = rajasthan royals
dhakkans = deccan chargers
big brother = raj kundra???
ghati baba = rohit sharma
castro = fidel edwards
springbok = ???
am i right wid the guesses???
Springbok is Langevald
Kishen Kanhaiya = Ravi Shastri (well known for those activities)
Well Meera Bai has to be Anil Kumble, because of that movie Meera Bai Not out.
So who is:
Aila: ?
Boy George: Brad Hodge or Joy Bhattacharya?
aila = sachin sir
meera bhai is harbhajan…not kumble…. the fake ipl player has mentioned dat meera bhai had slapped sum1 in the earlier edition!
Springbok = Morne Van Wyk
i doubt dat boy george = brad hodge
n how come mangal pandey = laxmi ratan shukla? i didnt get it..
Boy George = Joy Bhattacahrya – He is usually referenced as some one high up and responsible for team’s failure. (Apparently, Dildo didn’t meet anyone before leaving for India. And he has sent an email to Boy George asking him to justify such a large support staff.)
Mangal = Shukla – Has to be a performer and someone who thinks should be the captain in the next season and swears in Bhojpuri.
Harsha Bhogle is not Kishen Kanhaiya, its Ravi Shastri. He mentions another commentator who has just crossed the border for this tournament, that is Harsha Bhogle. He crossed over from ESPNStar to SET MAX
@ Amy: Have updated the blog and thanks for making the work easier.
@ Ashish: Super stuff. Ur logic is too good to negate. Have changed the identity.
@ basgan: Yup.
@ Alu: Hope u got the answers.
thanx everyone!
who’s sticky something?
Sticky Something – Ricky Ponting
that young Aussie that he mentions is Moises Henriques….right?
‘Another commentator who has just crossed the border for this tournament’ could be rameez raja
“The commentator who crossed the border” is Pommie Mbangwa, not Rameez Raja. Pommie is from Zimbabwe, across the border from South Africa.
@Bill: ‘Another commentator who has just crossed the border for this tournament’ – When the statement was made Rameez was commentating in the Aus vs Pak ODI series.
Panty Curry = Morne Van Wyk (then who is Springbok??)
Chirkut Teli = Virat Kohli
Chinnu Popli = Sreevats Goswami
Chikna Pussy = David Hussey
Hope I am right!
There are some new nicknames in the latest post. Anyone have any clue on the following:
1) Panty Curry
2) Chirkut Teli (I think this is Robin Uthappa, since Chirkut is a kind of bird.. not sure, though)
3) Chinnu Popli
4) Chikna Pussy (David Hussey?)
Since Bookha is Buchanan who is the coach. He refers to a coach and Bookha in the same sentence as two different people many times over. Any guesses?
bookha is director not coach, his son is the coach
k that explains a lot. thanx a lot srs.
I think Duurban of patiyala is Moody.
Saala slimeball has to be lalit modi.
no idea on Vakeel saab could be Sanga (since if my hindis correct vakeel is lawyer)
Cool dude – Dhoni
who is
Durbaan of Patiala
Vakeel Saab
??
who is Durbaan of Patiala
NICE WORK
RECENT POSTS ON BLOG DATED 7,9 OF MAY HAVE MANY NEW CHARACTERS, SO IT WOULD BE GRATEFUL IF U DECIPHER AND LET US KNOW WHO THOSE CHARACTERS REALLY ARE
THANKS
did you know your blog is the top result when you google “Fake IPL player who’s who?”
@ Sambit –
Didn’t know that 
@ All – Was busy the weekend. Have updated blog the now. Some more guesses as FIPLB is becoming more cryptic by the day.
@ Amy –
Sangakara by profession is a lawyer
Chinnu popli can be Sreevats but Bharat Chipli rhymes well.
He called Lalit Modi a slimeball because he wanted to.
@ All – As I said these are my guesses. You can form your opinion about the identities.
panty curry, is robin uthappa as he is coorg and he is named after coorg dish… pandi curry
@ Kavi – Super.
Was thinking about him as a probable candidate but was stumped by “our very own”. Did a google and u are absolutely on target. 
Gr8 work Dude THNX
@ Amy – Ur enthusiasm is great but I will still go with Chipli for the moment.
any idea who will be the “M” who is one of few lady support staff from previous IPL. Or it is just an surrogate attempt to give credible third party testimony to the stuff revealed by FIP.
Pussy = David Hussey?
hey… dont get why mangal is shukla… As for Panty Curry, agree with it but one small problem… Latest blog says panty curry and bevdaa went or few drinks… Now, I am being honest, I know robin very well personally… He does not touch alcohol, I can vouch or that.. I have known him for bout 12 years now.. and as for chipli, he did not play U-19 with Kolhi… he was my senior.. He played U-18 when i played U-16 and I am 23 so.. so it is Goswami!! But Robins name foxes me after the latest blog!! Even if you wanna speculate that he had a few drinks, he certainly wont have capacity more than Jesse Ryder.. I have seen him get high of just sniffing alcohol!!lol…
@KK – No idea who M is.
@ KG – Yup.
@ RCB ATW – The blog mentions choicest abuse in Bhojpuri by Mangal. Shukla is a Bhojpuri name? Guess. And he would be a good candidate post Ganguly who can think of captaincy of KKR.
About Robin and Bharat – They are just guesses as are all the other names.
@ RCB ATW – Given that Jesse is the original Bevda, the other unfit ( fat asses) player might be Robin. Pandi curry is a coorgi dish (Robin Uthappa is the unanimous choice for Coorg Person of the Year in a poll conducted by http://www.coorgtourisminfo.com).
Chipli and Popli rhyme.
Who’s “Hanky Panky”?
He/she was mentioned in Monday’s blog
@ FIPL watcher – Hanky Panky isn’t a who but a what. (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/hanky-panky)
d intro 2 panty curry also says “sumtyms wk sumtyms opener” n d fact dat he walks wid his ass poking out, d “fat asses” comment goes in well wid robin dosa(uttapa)…
tho hvin a capacity more dan d original bewdaa’s quite amazin bt mebbe jus a fictitious addition by FIPLP to add sum zing 2 d blog..
also dz question d credibility of d blog tho :S
New nicks on FIP’s website
Varsha Goggle – Harsha Bhogle
RDB – RanaDeb Bose
Hey, great job
You need to add to your glossary:
Sparrow or Parrot = Pigeon = Glenn Macgrath
the bowler who fell on the ball that Bhooka didn’t pick
who is Indias best op. batsmen. is it shewag or Gambir?
don’t be stupid, Gavaskar, who else?
Sheru is Viru
n Indra devta is the rain god…..hope im right abt dis one.
Dilwale’s – DareDevils .. DD(LJ)
???
Wait… Dilwale’s could be KXIP – i just Googled and Kajol’s character’s family lives in Punjab (…watched the movie a looooooooooooooong time ago)
sheru is most likely sehwag but which logic Dilwale would be Daredevils
@ FAKE IPL WATCHER: Delhi waale are known to be dil wale….as the saying goes: Dil walon ki dilli…
hey, i’m a 3rd generation South African indian… i should be glad i even know who SRK is!!!!
But that’s me going off at a tangent now
ohhh….South African Indian….ahaan! okay.
FIP ride is almost about to end and I would like to get some clarifications if possible. stuff like the meaning of a few names such as.
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batliwala, patiyala and sheegra. or also what does appam mean? I kno wat chutiya means (had some indian friends in college who liked that word a lot.
@Sambit: and did you know your comment is the snapshot when you type in that?
@Priyambad: Old habits die hard eh??
To make this more of a blog comment than an orkut scrap:
Dyu think the fake IPL player should reveal his/her identity today? Last match of KKR after all…
@ Eros – batliwala – A man who sells bottles (of beverages
), patiyala – Is a place in India, sheegra – quick, Appam – A dish.
@ Anubhav –
I don’t think so. He won’t reveal. He will tell some philosophical crap and won’t reveal his identity.
thanx for the clarifications priyam. helps a lot.
what the heck was that video all about?? He didn’t have the guts to show his face….aaaaahhh terrible….
Good job man…
I havent read all the comments so i dont know if anyone picked this.. but the reason Shukla is Mangal Pandey is because of how his hair was in the IPL last year.
Cheers.
Nanny Horrible-son = Danny Morrison
Sparrow = Glenn McGrath
Varsha Goggle = Harsha Bhogle
he’s back!!!
The Blues = India?
Captain Kakdi = Dhoni?
Dicks of Dickland = Aus?
Al Pakeezah’s Weapons of Self Destruction = Pakistan ?
The Islanders = Sri Lanka?
The Queen Bees = England?
Dickhead = Ricky Ponting?
Teri Maa Ki = Andrew Symonds?
Pomerian Pilla = Michael Clarke (his nickname is ‘Pup’)?
bhindi (no-use) khan = younus khan
kumar bull = umar gul
mr. missed-bah 5 runs = misbah ul haq (last year’s final)
aloo posto deem sheddo = bangladesh..??
Oranges = netherlands
failed war lord = ??
Left-arm-grenade-hurler = sohail tanvir?
Yasir Fatafat = yasir arafat
No-Braina = suresh raina